snooki:

why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

ask/message me anything.

(Source: oceavns)

It’s a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you’re hurt.

Source: Tom Gates (via solunars)

(Source: hellanne)

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i need that instant transmission first and then kaioken

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i need that instant transmission first and then kaioken

(Source: tittyenthusiast)